For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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