Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she pinky promised me she was 18
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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