i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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