Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You are a genius and a whore.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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