bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i came on her dog
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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