Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
