check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You can't motorboat a personality
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I think my moral compass just broke
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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