what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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