I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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