well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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