Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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