in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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