This girl is more easily done than said...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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