So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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