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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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