I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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