Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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