I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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