the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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