Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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