I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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