we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
as a side note pls kill me
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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