Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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