i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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