Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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