and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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