ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I am available for nakedness
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
