get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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