hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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