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So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
You're earring is so big in my mouth
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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