get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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