Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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