You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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