how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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