69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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