I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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