I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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