Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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