Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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