Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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