Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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