in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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