no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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