i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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