Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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