so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
