idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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