I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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