i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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