He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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