I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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