i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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