Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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