The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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