bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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