Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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